Husbands Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York
City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends
the flights.? The shopper may choose any item from a particular
floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot
go back down????????
except to exit the building!????????????????????????
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.?
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"? Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help With Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the Sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.? There
are no men on this floor.??????
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.??????
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New
Wives store Just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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